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Yeah yeah I know, I have a ton of reviews yet I haven't submitted anything yet. I'm more of a critic. I'm working on a sprite flash right now anyways.

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Here's the storyline, I have a friend, who turned emo a while ago. His disease just now passed over to my other friend, who we will nickname "Asian" (we always call him that, don't take it personally fellow asian peoples).

Emostasis (n): the process in which one becomes an emo.

ME: and when he said "omg if you keep sucking you're going to create a black hole!" that didn't make you fucking laugh?
Asian: it did but still it was retarded
Me: stop being an emo
Asian: im not emo
Me: moar emostasis...
Asian: dude how come u call me emo when ur trying to deny ur emonis
me: I'm not denying shit
asian: yea u are emo
me: You've now entered the second stage of emoness
me: accusing and blaming
asian: well u r emo
me: this is where you blame the world for things
me: like your problems
me: this is getting out of hands
me: we're going to have to do a c section to get the emo demon out of your body
asian: its not my fault u cant handle being emo
me: you don't understand
me: stop being shallow like all emos are for a second and listen to me
asian: wat that ur emo
me: if we don't do a c section now
me: you will slowly and painfully become one of them
asian: wat
me: ..and when you do.
asian: huh
me: you'll look like a fag
asian: i dont understand
me: ...it might be too late
asian: wat im not emo u r
me: ...a whole bunch of denial and accusations
me: I want you to reach for your wrist cutting knife
me: I know you haven't used it yet
asian: hey im not accusing anyone of being emo
me: but you'll have to use it now
me: perform a cut just below the navel.
asian: ur just trying not to admit that ur emo that all
me: and then rip the demon out
asian: im not fuckin emo
me: THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR DENIAL ASIAN
me: IF WE DON'T DO THIS NOW YOU WILL BECOME AN ANNOYING SHALLOW FAG AND THAT'S NOT GOOD!
asian: IM NOT DENYING ANYTHING
me: STOP DENYING YOUR DENIAL!
me: DO THE CUT NOW!
me: THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU
me: THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU
asian: im not emo and i wont cut myself
me: THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELS YOU
asian: shut up mormon
me: It's not working1
me: ...we've lost him.
me: (friend- mentioned above-'s name) has claimed another victim.
asian: IM THE DEVIL AND I WILL COME OVER THERE AND SLIT UR THROAT
me: NO EMO DON'T CUT ME CUT YOURSELF YOU KNOW BETTER!
asian: JK JK

me: Sure you are.
asian: yea ok
me: Well, I'm going to play GH
me: go, write emo poetry
me: or something
asian: ok cya emo

And that's about it. That's how I deal with friends suffering from emostasis.